PeeBurnCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8428

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	8540
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	213	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3945
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	124

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3272
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.