PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ores Mined:	4894
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	2671	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	484	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1616
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!