PeeBurnCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	7535
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	2468

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	283	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6097	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runes Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	4615
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	2320	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	8756
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!