PeeBurnCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	954
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Emeralds Found:	4355
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4815	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7666
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Potions Brewed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.