PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	291832
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	4390	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3535	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	119	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Items Found:	1506	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	102	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!