PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	4264	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3852

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4609	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5988	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8228	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1179
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.