PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Star Shards Collected:	262	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	464	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	235
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7304	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Potions Brewed:	193
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!