PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Conflict, Medical advice, relationship, Communication

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Yuri Haven 1.20

yuri bait, criticism, LGBTQ, representation, love

Bro, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow into a land of pure awesomeness.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity in the Minecraft universe.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, making the possibilities endless and the fun never-ending.

Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest and wildest players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never be bored.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure!

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New Server IP
HandyBoy Minecraft Server

Server, stench, hand washing, Etiquette, comfort

Are you tired of dealing with stinky hands in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you never have to worry about your boyfriend shoving his hands down his pants ever again! Our virtual world is stench-free and full of adventures waiting for you.

Join us and explore our pixelated paradise where hygiene is a top priority. No more gross hand-grabbing incidents on your phone, no more lingering odors to deal with. Our server is the perfect escape for those who are fed up with smelly situations.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest to help your virtual boyfriend learn the importance of washing his hands. Who knows, maybe he’ll even upgrade to changing his undies and pants in the game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to stinky hand dramas in real life. It’s warm, comfy, and definitely not gross in our virtual world!

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New Server IP
LazySisNoJobForYou

coasting through life, LUCK, tech company, ahole, career path

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family rivalries and dream job stealing? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and show off your skills without any pesky siblings trying to one-up you. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and conquer epic dungeons all without the drama of family dinners.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft master?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a dream job when you can have a dream world right at your fingertips?

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New Server IP
ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Opinions, research, Myths, height and mortality, short people

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
ScamCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Grind

rip-off items, swindle items, scam products, con artist products, ScamCraft

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear that breaks after one battle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our enchanted gear is so powerful, it can defeat the Ender Dragon with just one hit! Plus, our potions are brewed with tears of creepers, giving you the ultimate power boost. Join us now and experience the thrill of scamming the system while dominating the competition!

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New Server IP

PeeBurnCraft

Yuri Haven 1.20

HandyBoy Minecraft Server

LazySisNoJobForYou

ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

ScamCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Grind