PeeBurnCraft

relationship, burning sensation, Medical advice, hygiene, condoms

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

SisApologyOrNoParty Minecraft Server

family conflict, narcissistic apology, SisApologyOrNoParty, Mother, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be fighting are creepers and zombies!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life birthdays where your sister insults you and your mom turns into a raging beast. On our server, you can build your dream world without any toxic family members ruining the fun.

We promise no evidence will be dumped against you, no one will blame you for provoking them, and you definitely won’t be accused of disturbing the family unit. In fact, we encourage setting boundaries and only allowing people who respect you into your virtual birthday celebration.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Because here, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle!

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SisterSlayinSilenceMC

DATING, Athletic, shitty thing to say, childish, women’s bodies

Are you tired of dating guys with a bland sense of humor? Do you want someone who will keep you on your toes with their crude jokes? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and outrageous banter. Our community is full of players who will make you laugh until you cry, just like Ryan did with his “compliment” about your sister’s postpartum body.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find your own Ryan to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and let the laughter begin!

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New Server IP
SkibidiCraft

Communication, influence, Memories, fad, Trendsetter

Remember when everyone was obsessed with saying “Ooga booga” back in the day? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, the only phrase you’ll be hearing is “Pickle Rick!” That’s right, join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic pickle-themed PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Castle, where you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cheese Sword and become the ultimate dairy warrior. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant flamingo named Sir Quacksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with pickles, cheese, and flamingos. Just remember to shout “Pickle Rick!” every time you defeat an opponent for maximum bragging rights.

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WildfireWarriorsMC

crisis management., Support, global solidarity, disaster relief, firefighting

so, like, u know how ukraine is, like, really far away from united states, right? well, guess what, our minecraft server has ukrainian rescuers who can, like, put out wildfires in united states! how crazy is that?! join our server and help save the day with these heroic ukrainian rescuers! plus, they have super cool outfits and accents that will make u swoon. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join our server and be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for?! join now and be a hero with the ukrainian rescuers!

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LunarVeil Middle School

middle school, multiplayer, Currency, Trading, auction house

Welcome to LunarVeil SMP, a Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a classic and engaging multiplayer experience.

Features: > Survival: Enjoy the simplicity and challenge of traditional Minecraft survival gameplay. > Economy: Earn and trade in-game currency with a balanced economy system. > Trading & Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on items with other players in a dynamic marketplace. > Server Shop: Sell/Purchase essential items directly from the server shop. > Classic Gameplay: Focused on the core elements of Minecraft that players love.

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PeeBurnCraft

SisApologyOrNoParty Minecraft Server

SisterSlayinSilenceMC

SkibidiCraft

WildfireWarriorsMC

LunarVeil Middle School