Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	7898	Dragon Eggs Found:	7930
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	497
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	2896
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Emeralds Found:	2547	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	9444
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Crops Grown:	7272
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crops Grown:	1306	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2858
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Votes:	9145	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5326
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

play.bharatmc.fun:19132