Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any pink bacteria scum in the showers! Unlike the OP’s husband, our players are respectful and keep our virtual showers sparkling clean.

Join us and experience a world where you can pee in the shower without fear of causing any pink scum buildup. Our showers are pee-proof and guaranteed to stay pristine no matter how many times you let loose.

Don’t be like the OP’s husband, who refuses to listen to simple requests. Join our server and enjoy a drama-free environment where shower peeing is not only accepted but encouraged (as long as you clean up after yourself, of course).

So come on in and leave your worries (and pink scum) behind. Our Minecraft server is waiting for you to join and experience the ultimate shower peeing paradise!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 9367 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Dragons Tamed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2679 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 94 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Potions Brewed: 86 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3215 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Emeralds Found: 3831
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Divine Spears Created: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ores Mined: 4827
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Mines Excavated: 3277 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Alien Abductions: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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