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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Star Shards Collected: 107 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1402 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Villages Defended: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9896 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 92 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Emeralds Found: 2716
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Farms Harvested: 618
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magic Items Found: 5826 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Mines Excavated: 2555
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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