Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 3187 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 594
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magic Items Found: 2499
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Crops Grown: 8042
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2576 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3318 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Farms Harvested: 939

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3867 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6112 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Star Shards Collected: 81
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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