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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3375 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 157 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢