COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:
Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy
We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT
Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!
See you on the server! 🙂
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 1631 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.
Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.
Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?
So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.
So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.
And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!
What we got to offer!
Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock
Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?
So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 283 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?
So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4453 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
