COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.
Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.
And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.
Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.
Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.
But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?
Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 175 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!
Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.
Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!
Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9661 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 490 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Server Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features | Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks |
| Launch Status | Awaiting big launch with original and new members |
| Rules | Available in Discord server |
| Discord Username | _schlime |
| Application Process | Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game |
| Server IP | dogpound.modded.fun |
| Whitelist | Players must be accepted before joining |
Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.
The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.
Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.
The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!
On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!
And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!
Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 158 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
