COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!
Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.
join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.
so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.
join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!
Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.
Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Welcome to CrimsonCraft
Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.
Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ
Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.
Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/
E-mail: [email protected]
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Welcome to Bloom SMP | |
|---|---|
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Joinable on versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
| Features |
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| Anti Griefing |
| Cross Play |
| A welcoming community |
| An active Discord |
| A friendly staff team |
| Regular events |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?
Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.
2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?
Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.
3. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.
4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?
Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.
5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?
Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7536 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 38 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.
But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.
So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 69 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 88 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
