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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 3076 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 102 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1760 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical world of endless possibilities. Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
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