Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyBargains

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A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Monarch Migration Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	857093	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	758	Towns Built:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Potions Brewed:	150	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

Beliefs, Challenges, Communication, compromise, couples, Differences, Harmony, love, Opinions, Partnership, Perspectives, political views, PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP, Politics, relationships, Respect, teamwork, tolerance, Understanding, Unity, VALUES

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense funding, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Emporium, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, military assistance, military equipment, military support, nato alliance, Political Support, security aid, Ukraine, US, weapon, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	986
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Elderly Survival Quest

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can find fibroblast growth factor 21 IN DA GAME!!! it’s like a magical potion dat makes u live foreva in da virtual world. Polsenior2 study says if u join dis server, u gonna be immortal like a unicorn with wings. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and live 4eva in minecraft land!!!! 🦄🚀🔥

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	708	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Labyrinth Smp

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Paul SMP Server Overview:

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

4. What can I do on the server?

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

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Tempest Realm

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CometSMP

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Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

Updated October 18, 2024

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

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NightLightCraft

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