But wait, there’s more! We have factions dedicated to reenacting historical events in the most bizarre ways possible. Want to join the faction where you can roleplay as a white person who is actually happy to see a black person dating their daughter? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Or maybe you’re more into the faction where you can pretend to be a black man who is just trying to navigate the complexities of a world where everyone suddenly wants to be your friend? We’ve got that too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knew that a game about building blocks could also be a crash course in the insanity of human history? Come for the gameplay, stay for the existential crisis.
1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?
2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…
3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.
4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.
5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the translated story and lore material that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more. Experience the thrill of character events like “Into the Shadow” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Andoris” that will have you on the edge of your seat.
Don’t miss out on our exclusive events like “Sojourners of the Glass Island” and “Targeted Procurement Event: Springfield” where you can earn rewards that will make your friends jealous. And remember, do NOT redeem codes like GFL2OTS14 or GFL2SUOMI unless you want to miss out on all the fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!
