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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5308 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 301 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
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So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!