PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	272

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9146

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6170	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	9006	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	959
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4265	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	1093
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crops Grown:	8338
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.