PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8950	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8885

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	161
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	222	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Void Gems Collected:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Votes:	6980	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645