PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8493
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	2676

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4099	Enchantments Applied:	241
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4472	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9601	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	663
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Items Found:	5436
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Votes:	2903
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4001
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	185	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	5528
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	773	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com