PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Mines Excavated:	2268	Potions Brewed:	70
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Enchantments Applied:	198
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Farms Harvested:	925	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorites Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6784	Players Killed by Monsters:	5292
Mines Excavated:	1479	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9182	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Animals Bred:	120	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4014
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2086	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	8757	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	9283	Love Letters Sent:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593