PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1083	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	5353	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mines Excavated:	3197	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	5904	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Farms Harvested:	897	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net