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Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7501	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBootyBumpers

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Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4703
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	401
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Items Found:	2608
Animals Bred:	168	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkelePetra’s Treasury

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Regenos

Businesses, Church, Economy, Empire, Faction, Groups, in-depth, Lore, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Nations, new, playstyles, PvP, Regenos, Religions, REWARD, Roleplay, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

Regenos is a brand new lore and worldbuilding server focused on creating an in-depth world filled with towns, nations, religions, businesses and much more! Want to create a town? Build an Empire peacefully or aggressively? Convert the masses to your church? Make the most money possible?

All of this is achievable on Regenos, unlike other worldbuilding servers which allow faction and PvP groups to dominate the server, Regenos is committed to ensuring that all playstyles have just as much reward as war-based players. Take the first step in creating a Minecraft Empire today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1209
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FrontierSMP: Where the cows giddyup, the chickens cha-cha, and creepers do the macarena! Event today!

armor, boat racing, Bosses, chacha, Challenging, chickens, course, Cows, CREEPERS, crossplay, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, Event, Features, FrontierSMP, giddyup, Macarena, Mining, mobs, participants, Rail, Rewards, Shop, smp, Today, Tools, Vanilla, Version, Wiki

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a community-driven Survival Minecraft server that offers challenging gameplay while building a strong community. The server features custom terrain, challenging mobs and bosses, customizable spawn areas, and a focus on exploration and community interaction.

Event:

Join our Boat Racing event today at 8:00PM EST for a chance to win big rewards!

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ:

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom structures and loot in the game?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, we do not promote pay-to-win features on the server.

Q: How often are new features added to the server?

A: We are constantly updating the server with new features and improvements to provide a satisfying experience for our players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ores Mined:	4056	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Animals Bred:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Love Letters Sent:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UberCraft: No Random Homes

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1698	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6415	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	706
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WispRP

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Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchantments Applied:	208
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Items Found:	1801
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2115
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28