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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5997 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 56 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
