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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 148 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 8973 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling dizzy and compassed in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stress-related health issues don’t exist! Our server is so stress-free, even your coworkers won’t need to take you to urgent care.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
