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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
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With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
