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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4224 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4543 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?