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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1983 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 650922 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?