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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7975 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?