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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4240 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 161473 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 6133 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?