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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4138 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 957 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Votes: | 1362 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?