ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mines Excavated:	1305	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	620	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mines Excavated:	4948	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6253	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3449

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!