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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3927 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 638665 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?