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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7146 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?