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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9248 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?