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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7517 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?