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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9360 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Votes: | 1350 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?