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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2061 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9982 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.
oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?