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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5673 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).