If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Dragons Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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