If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested: 161 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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