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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zombie Dances: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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