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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Animals Bred: 52
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 9822
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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