If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Animals Bred: 84 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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