If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Buildings Constructed: 19
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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