If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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